So to smoothly transition to this next piece, we want you to say, "And cats!"
Only a select few can handle the strenuous job of the local news reporter, which is mainly keeping a straight face while you report on the hilariously moronic goings on in your town. But this anchor from a Virginia station just can’t keep it together at the sight of a fat, wet cat in a life jacket swimming laps. And it only gets worse when the cat—now with wet fur plastered to her chubby torso—attempts to move her stubby little legs on land. The anchor caps off the report with the kind of perfectly timed snort that they just can’t teach in journalism school.