There is wine for cats now.
Some nights, you just want to curl up by the fire with a bottle of cat wine and a dead mouse.
If your cat needs a way to mellow out after a long day of sleeping, consider buying him or her a fine bottle of cat wine. The wine is being produced by Japanese company B&H Lifes, and it's called Nyan Nyan Nouveau, which basically translates to "New Meow Meow."
And if that awesomeness doesn't sell you on it, consider that it's non-alcoholic but contains grape juice, vitamins, and catnip, and allegedly tastes like red wine (not that your cat will know the difference). Also, it only costs $4, which is less than most of the stupid crap you buy for your cat.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)