The gifts she brings her humans are mostly scratch marks on their laptop screens.

This cat is extremely purrturbed. It's one thing to kill a bird; it's another thing entirely to trap it in some sort of glass cage where it cannot even be properly hunted. She'd never thought of her humans as cruel, but this makes her doubt them. 

Among the other trials she faces, this five-year-old cat is named Kitty. Poor Kitty. It's a very confusing world. 

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: Tastefully Offensive