We still love you? C'mon, mom, they're only at the dry-humping stage. Ease off a little.
When it comes to awkwardness, dry humping < boyfriend's mom catching you dry humping < boyfriend's mom baking you a cake about catching you dry humping. This is maybe the most awkward cake I've ever read, and we here have seen a truly stupendous number of weird cakes. Now, my first instinct was to call total b.s. on this cake, but upon review of the comments left by the redditor who posted it, a certain One_Skinny_Mexican, I've decided that it's legit. For one, he does explain the backstory, which involves his parents being paranoid security nuts, albeit fun-loving ones:
The other reason I believe it is that the rest of his comments involve a lot of braggadocio about what appears to be every sexual encounter he's had in his brief life, which check outs in terms of being an incoming college freshman. Congrats, One_Skinny_Mexican, I'm glad you have such a great attitude about this, and I look forward to your awkwardly hilarious posts from college.
(by Johnny McNulty)
Sources: redditor One_Skinny_Mexican