Actually, I think it's the cleaning the kitchen part that's the nicest.
Although his mom on reddit clarified that it's totally ok in their house to say "Dick-A-Roo," we don't know why this child was in trouble to begin with, but since teens are always kind of dick-a-roos, we don't really have to. We do know that he's, in general, a good kid and an honor student (bad kids don't bake apology brownies anyway). If I had known that apology brownies would get me out of trouble, my childhood would have been much different. For example, I would have made a lot fewer apology crème brûlées. They're a real dick-a-roo to make.
(by Johnny McNulty)
Sources: redditor shadylady76