"Huh. Guess they're closed."
A California grocery store's security camera captured this priceless footage of a hapless burglar who evidently thinks he's in a Benny Hill sketch. We're sad to say we're so jaded that we're pretty sure this is just some viral marketing campaign for a new TV show where a clown tries to commit crimes and fails. But we're happy to say we'd watch that! Imagine this goofball trying to steal a car! Or commit insurance fraud! Oh man, that would be priceless.
Sources: reddingnews on YouTube