The 50 funniest tweets of 2012.
What a year, right? Olympians jumped around on stuff, politicians tried to make rape cool again, and people started voluntarily eating faces while other people refused to eat chicken sandwiches. Having spent every day picking out the funniest tweets for our Tweet Picks, we had the luxury of only being exposed to the horrors of the outside world 140 characters at a time. Though there are still two weeks left in the year, we'd like to present our favorite tweets today because we're kind of planning to phone it in from now until New Year's. We've gathered here the standout tweets of 2012 to create a funny, informative, bitchy, snarky, and bodily-function-obsessed view of the year we just barely managed to survive without being swept into the ocean.