Back-to-school season is upon us, that special time when young women of growing intellect and raging hormonal release claim their desks in new classrooms and immediately begin scoping out their neighbors. What's going through their minds? No better way to tell than a peek at these 37 tweeted observations about "the guy sitting next to me in class."

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(by Bob Powers)