He's got a point. Pants suck.
When people ask why I got a vasectomy, I might just play them these videos by director Matthew Clarke. It's a series of conversations he's had with his daughter, reenacted with the role of the adorable two-year-old played by a mildly sinister man in his thirties. They generally look like something out of a 90s home invasion movie, and they're why I don't want those cute little things in my house. Previous videos below: