I shall let no hail stone rest on my car for more than two seconds or I'll die trying!

Sorry, but with the music, this thing was more exciting than the runway chase in Argo. Also, way more believable. Just please don't let this be some kind of new "Roof Dancing" meme, like Coneing or Planking. Please let it be as simple as it looks. A man wanted to protect his car from a hail storm, so he turned himself into a human windshield wiper. It really tells the story of the human spirit. Keep trying. No matter how useless you are. No matter how stupid you look. Just keep trying until the guy in the apartment above you gets bored and stops recording.

Sources: Gawker