Taxiing to Gate WTF.

Professional strongman Franz “The Austrian Rock” Mullner is really just like me and you. He wakes up in the morning, puts on his pants, eats his breakfast, and then heads off to work where he pulls a 300,000-pound Boeing 777 commercial airplane 47.6 feet across the tarmac using only the strength of his freakishly powerful muscles.

Well, he's not like all of us. Not everyone eats breakfast in the morning.

Really, really impressive! That said, he's gonna have to go a bit faster than that if he wants that thing to gain any lift. 

Good start, though! 

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: Austrian Wings | h/t Laughing Squid