Fun fact: dogs have collarbones, cats do not. Cats also don't seem to need air very much.

Prepare yourself, because I've written a 92-page novella about these animals, in which their various plotlines intersect and subtly influence each other, like Babel.

Wait, I just got a call from Warner Bros and they'd like to turn it into a movie about super-powered animated pets. I guess you'll just have to enjoy these adorable animals without my snarky commentary, as I'm now under a gag order.

No comment.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: Huffington Post (from AOL)