Sorry, but this South African commercial offends even us. Not because we're into Jesus or anything (sooo many Jews here!), but because this insinuates that the Red Bull-and-vodka swilling nightmares we encounter at every horrible bar might be capable of doing anything that could be referred to as "miraculous." As for the religion part, we wonder if the agency thinks they saved themselves by showing the walk-on-water thing as being nothing more than some hidden stepping stones. Oh, Jesus, you big faker you!

Sources: The Daily What