"Drivers are down to a single shaft in each direction."

Maybe someone dared Michigan-based reporter Siobhan Riley to draw a penis on live TV, or perhaps the stars simply, beautifully aligned so that the outline of a construction site in her town was exactly the shape of a phallus. Either way, we owe a big thank you to everyone involved in making this happen: Ms. Riley, the construction team, the state of Michigan, and of course, the biggest thank you of all belongs to penises, for looking so silly.

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: Youtube Rand0mD0nkeys