Sorry, but if you ingest dairy, no live-in threesome situation for you!
Looking for a roommate is every young person's rite of passage, and like most rites this one often ends in bloodshed. Searching the ads you learn all about the human condition and its propensity for veganism, nudism, and in-home compost heaps. These immensely entertaining ads represent the full spectrum of strange, scary and delightfully insane characters encountered during the typical Craigslist roommate search.
You get a nice room, and every once in a while you have to carry the pumpkin.
Why's "taking a shit" a part of it? Nudism and poop don't go hand-in-hand.
Stay away. Based on 'House Of Cards,' government-workers are all murdering psychopaths.
This couple really knows how to cut to the chase. (Via)
Watch over a terrified young person 24/7 and you live rent free!
You had me at the nazi tattoo on your arm. (Via)