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He was with them in spirit. Ghost Abe Lincoln never misses an alien fight.

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Shut up. All heroes are instantly American the minute they do heroism.

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What'd we just say! He's American and so is Red Bull.
What's more USA than super- caffeinated Kool Aid?

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Apparently, that whole "freedom of religion" thing really doesn't make
it into the schoolbooks anymore.

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Syd wants something catchier! I vote Welcome Back Kotter. 

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On Independence Day, we all have our period while eating blue popsicles.

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Yeah that's Kim. She's our official greeter. 

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