This cheese is Havarti.
God Bless America? Star-Spangled Banner? You're A Grand Ole Flag? Sorry, my spotify just got so bored it went into a coma. Those are songs about "America," whatever that means anymore. They're not about the holiday that celebrates America, July 4th. We've needed a good 4th carol for centuries now, and we've finally got it thanks to Rosa G.
Not even 50 states are enough to contain all her enthusiasm. Pledge allegiance to fun in the sun, patriots. Happy 4th.
(by Bob Powers)
Sources: h/t Reddit