Could it be you had a communication problem?
Let's just say Trevor's rolling back prices on his wife.
Wait wait, and there's great cotton candy, too. You should check it out!
His next text was: "Ay want to brak op." She got off easy.
He posted a similar photo the day the school cafeteria was out of chicken nuggets.
Lol but seriously who are you talking about?
Nothing stands between her and celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Why would anyone dump this charming chap?
Hopefully the doorbell's broken and it's unclear if you can just go inside or not. Oh snap!
We would say, "Use Facebook for something less stupid, Laurence..."