You are his life, Emily.
Witnessing these nasty breakups in person would be incredibly uncomfortable. But when you can watch from a safe, projectile-free distance on Facebook, it's like seeing a building implode. A building with two very annoying people inside. On the other hand, maybe all of these couples could've stayed together longer if they communicated by any means other than social media.
Or maybe "is single." Yeah, try that.
I bet your GF also thinks love is a motherf*cker.
Your break-up life, on the other hand, is of interest to us.
Post a message to Facebook asking your very qualified friends!
"If you're interested in buying, though, the wedding's off."
Still, it's impressive that a cock was able to walk the planet at all.
Nah, pretty sure airing grievances on Facebook is the way to go.
It's either by text or on Facebook, Brandon. You decide.
Maybe in another 3 hours you'll find someone new.