Craigslist Missed Connections that we pray never lead to a connection.
Dark prince disciples always fall for the flame-haired alabaster crystal guardians.
Fake. The "I vomited on your shoes" thing is used in every Nicholas Sparks novel.
How could she leave him? He had a logo and everything!
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