Craigslist Missed Connections that we pray never lead to a connection.
The most wonderful time of the year (for pervs).
Did she perhaps shout, "I am calling the police?" If so, it's love.
If this is your type a of woman, you might really just be looking for a pet.
[ Via Holy Taco, Huffpost Tech, Craigslist, Huffpost Comedy, Redditor Kruse, Around Philly, Redditor Salivation_Army, Redditor beccaonice, Redditor marathon, Lauren R. ]