There is nothing too hard for Him. Just things He doesn't feel like doing.
We always thought John 3:16 was about baseball. :-(
"When you drove 1300 miles with the engine light on, that was when I was carrying you."
What happened to "water into wine?" That's the only trick we want to see.
All those prayers to Christopher Lambert weren't for naught.
Not true. Priest got a body that just won't quit!
We'll convert if P90X doesn't work for us.
Even in the womb they have that creepy twin psychic thing.
We were already sold on "no church and no camping." No being molested is just icing on the cake.
Being a cop or something now. He's had a weird career.