Coolest neighbor ever.
Some men can only communicate in penis drawings. Especially when in a bathroom stall.
It would be worth it. That porch is irresistable.
Grammar Nazis have no business in elevator maintenance.
You should get a stethoscope and tape the listening end to the wall. It just works.
Holy crap. Do you live next to Ned Flanders?
Thus explaining the headline in the following morning's paper, "Man Killed By Whale In Apartment."
It's easier than you think to drown in a paddling pool. If you drink enough.
In other words, we watch you through your windows and think you're hot!
"Naber?" Maybe he only heard people refer to "the neighborhood" as "the nabe?"