If the cranking and wanking's too loud, you're too...tasteful musically. (Via)
The more you f**k with her trash, the more she'll love you. That's just Steph!
Sure they probably didn't see it. Which makes this one the most passive-aggressive of all!!!
His partner must have been worried sick.
Translation: Dear neighbors, when you're forced to do my laundry for me, do it right!
Roided out rat pee really gives a watermelon that extra crispness.
It told us to tell the ficus it always loved it.
Live in darkness, or feed me Whoppers. You make the call.