Less quiet? So, louder, and maybe with some narration so the kid gets it? (Via)
Say what you want about our kid, but how DARE you say we have no talent! (Via)
Maybe they named her after a grandmother? (Via)
If you can't say something nice about someone, say it with the wifi. (Via)
Just seems like a really chill, helpful neighbor who loves life and fun. (Via)
The laundry room is the land of broken promises. (Via)
The "we're watching you" makes it seem like you're into it. (Via)
But I'm looking for a hot tub buddy with "benefits." (Via)
You fear intimacy. Other people's really loud intimacy.
Wow! Imagine how bad the response would have been if they hadn't added the "Thanks."