You fear intimacy. Other people's really loud intimacy.
As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels.
Wow! Imagine how bad the response would have been if they hadn't added the "Thanks."
If the cranking and wanking's too loud, you're too...tasteful musically. (Via)
The more you f**k with her trash, the more she'll love you. That's just Steph!
Sure they probably didn't see it. Which makes this one the most passive-aggressive of all!!!
His partner must have been worried sick.
Translation: Dear neighbors, when you're forced to do my laundry for me, do it right!
Roided out rat pee really gives a watermelon that extra crispness.