The most depressing Mother's Day card in the history of the animal kingdom.
MOTHER'S DAY

No one's actually buying this and sending it to somebody, right? So it's just catowners going into the store and buying themselves a card. They sign their cat's name onto it, seal it up, then they reopen it and pretend their cat gave it to them with a delighted, "Oh THANK you Mr. Wiffleburger. You remembered!" What we're saying is every Hallmark store needs to have a psychologist on hand, ready to stage an intervention for anyone caught purchasing this card. Anyone this lonely needs a support group and medication, stat.

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