No one's actually buying this and sending it to somebody, right? So it's just catowners going into the store and buying themselves a card. They sign their cat's name onto it, seal it up, then they reopen it and pretend their cat gave it to them with a delighted, "Oh THANK you Mr. Wiffleburger. You remembered!" What we're saying is every Hallmark store needs to have a psychologist on hand, ready to stage an intervention for anyone caught purchasing this card. Anyone this lonely needs a support group and medication, stat.