What to buy when you have no dignity and the coordination of an infant.
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This may look like something out of Idiocracy, but we assure you, the SlobStopper is completely, depressingly real. This is what it's come to, America — a drool bib for adults, perfect for that "just escaped from a dentist chair" look. Unfortunately for the makers of this product — but fortunately for the human race — anyone who might actually buy it probably couldn't handle the intricacies of clicking a mouse.

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