Rally cry for those spending Valentine's Day sobbing into a bottle of whiskey.
VALENTINE'S DAY

There are some products that don't need any advertisiing, and of those products, alcohol gets you the drunkest. It's also the one that helps you forget you're alone the most, except for drugs and marital aids of course. For these reasons, liquor stores really don't need to try too hard to make a sale today, which is why they can make their signs as entertaining as they like. Seriously though, here's hoping everyone has a wonderflully romantic "Blah Blah Blah Drink" night tonight!

 

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