Miley Cyrus is celebrating Christmas by essentially masturbating on camera.
MILEY CYRUS


She really loves the holiday season. (Screengrab via Instagram)

Clearly irritated with all the attention Jesus's birthday is getting this week, Miley tried to chip away at the Christmas coverage by leaking a racy clip from her upcoming video for "Adore You," which will be born unto Earth on December 26th. Based on the clip, she's apparenly done with the subtle symbolism of licking a sledgehammer, and she decided to just go ahead and rub one out on camera.

Upon release of the video, make sure to express unmitigated outrage. Faint if you have to. If Miley doesn't think she's shocked us, she's only going to top herself for the next one.

Instagram clip below:

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