Someone call Jeff in marketing and tell him about the 72-pack concept!
Because our relationship with you, our readers, is based on a foundation of mutual admiration and respect, we're going to go ahead and tell you right off the bat that this review of Kleenex tissues isn't real. It was written by James O. Thach, who has written a lot of other funny reviews on Amazon. Here, for example, is his review for an "Infant Circumcision Trainer (White)" and it's almost as hilariously disturbing as an infant circumcision trainer.
That said, he's unfortunately probably right in assuming that a lot of people buying a 36-pack of Kleenex aren't just being thrifty. Teenage boys are totally gross. Also, people with colds.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)