Horny husband leaves comment on underwear model's pics. Wife kicks him out when comment shows up on Facebook.
DOING MARRIAGE WRONG


Underwear so sexy it will make your kids grow up in a broken home. (Via)

Congrats, Facebook. You're destroying marriages now. 

Anyone who ever balked when they got that "Sign In With Facebook" prompt upon arriving at a website, you were right to do so. One guy in the UK is wishing he'd had the same hesitation. After "enjoying" a photospread in The Daily Mail featuring model Kelly Brook in the get-up displayed above, a man who was logged in under the name "tomcowan" commented that he would leave his wife and kids "for one night with her." 

Unfortunately, "tomcowan" forgot he'd clicked "Sure, I'll sign in to this website with my Facebook login! I mean, what could go wrong?" a long time ago. As the comment thread below reveals, half his wish came true.

The lesson here is don't connect your social networking profiles across the web if you're going to make public pronouncements about wanting to abandon your family for a one-night-stand. Or, alternately, keep that shit to yourself.

Dumb, stupid Facebook. It's ruining everything! It's tearing our families apart, driving a wedge between wives and their horny husbands who dream about fleeting infidelity! We were happier before.

(by Bob Powers)

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