How no woman should ever respond to a friendly text from a guy.
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"None of it. I'm so, so sorry."

Oof. Getting rejected by a girl because she has a boyfriend is embarrassing, but defensively telling a guy you have a boyfriend when all he wanted was to work on your group project together is way, way more embarrassing. It's like turning around to tell off a leering construction worker and discovering he was whistling at his buddy's new car. The chick could have covered by saying, "Oops, stupid iPhone cut me off. I was going to say I have a boyfriend who is excellent at video editing, and maybe we should do a video instead of a powerpoint? Also, he's hot. Also, I'm not interested in you." But I'm assuming she just went silent, and this group project continued to be as awkward and forced as all group projects are. Get it together, leesha!

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

[ Via @meekz_ ]
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