I would change my name if I married a man named Frank Star Wars.
Redditor babyloniandotgov ordered a birthday cake for their boss and asked Safeway to make it a Star Wars cake. This is what they got back. Instead of a cake with a Yoda candle, a chocolate Darth Vader, and some fondant Droids, the grocery store gave them a cake that makes it seem like Frank's last name is "Star Wars" (which would be cool), or like Star Wars is wishing Frank a happy birthday. Either way, not what babyloniandotgov ordered. Luckily, Frank presumably isn't 8 years old and probably doesn't really care.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)