An art history teacher gave out an impossible extra credit assignment. The Internet responded.
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How can that be? Can sharks even smoke cigarettes under water?

This image was posted with the title, "This was our extra credit opportunity in Art History. He was dead serious and only accepted the accurate submissions." Just to repeat that last part for emphasis: he only accepted the "accurate" submissions. Of "Shark Butt." Don't Google it, apparently you wind up with a picture of a guy with his ass bitten off. The student in this class apparently did get the extra credit by drawing a human ass wearing Juicy-style sweatpants with "Shark" written across the butt. Frankly, I don't know why credit was awarded for that, when the reddit thread this was posted in was full of much-better suggestions for how to properly draw the answer:


This is clearly from the Ren & Stimpy school of butt-art.


It is hard to say whether the Shark or the Butt is more dangerous-looking here.


If I had known this was an option, I might have played these things in middle school.


Looks a liiiitle bit too much like Shark Balls, but still no reason to blush, buddy!

And finally, in the Mixed Media category, we have this slightly-NSFW real-life Shark Butt:


Definitely sharks...whether that really qualifies as a butt is hard to say.

Even more finally, go check out this Urban Dictionary definition for Shark Butt which is both delightful and the perfect example of "one person made a term for something and put it on Urban Dictionary so now it's a "phrase.""

Got any better suggestions for Shark Butt? Let someone else know. I'm done typing those words forever.

(by Johnny McNulty)

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