Man coming out of anesthesia after surgery can't believe the hot woman at his bedside is his wife.
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Now that the surgery is complete, you are my husband...forever! Mwahaha!

Imagine waking up to find you have no memory of your beautiful wife, your perfect home, or the job you love. You'd be overwhelmed by gratitude for the wonderful things and people in your life, and you'd fall in love with them all over again. You would feel so lucky! Then, slowly, the anesthetic would wear off, and your wife would tell you to stop chewing with your mouth open, and you'd remember you hate the way she cracks her knuckles, and pretty soon things would feel stale and repetitive. Just remember, kids: the key to marital bliss is you or your spouse occasionally requiring surgery (or in Jason Mortensen's case, five surgeries in six years).

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

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