Because he will break your heart. (via)
This list is dedicated to the idiots, the drunk ones, the high ones, the ones who think aliens are controlling their minds. These idiots have created problems so bizarre that no normal person ever thought to say "hey, you shouldn't do that," until they went and did. And so now we have to leave warning signs that make no sense, except to the dangerously unhinged. This list also celebrates people who create spaces where creative insanity is encouraged. These are the people that have signs inviting you in for weirdnesses you'd rather not even contemplate. These signs bridge the world of the sane and insane. We have no clue what they mean.
We're full up at the moment. We could always use more peacocks, though. (via)
Under the tape at the very bottom is some small text that says "...talking to you, Bob."
You say "caution tomatoes," I say "rotten killer tomahtoes." (via)
They put stuff...in their cloacas. (via)
Yield...to the encroaching reality of life's meaningless. (via)
"He usually wears a hat and has two weird guys in numbered long-sleeve unerwear." (via)
I really hope this is photo wasn't taken, like, this week. (via)
If you were wondering, it's the old different-religions'-versions-of-'s***-happens' sign in back.
This should be an everywhere rule. Is this not an everywhere rule? (via)