I don't know, sign, but you better make a different suggestion than the one I'm thinking.
(via redditor GabrielD23)
This list is dedicated to the idiots, the drunk ones, the high ones, the ones who think aliens are controlling their minds. These idiots have created problems so bizarre that no normal person ever thought to say "hey, you shouldn't do that," until they went and did. And so now we have to leave warning signs that make no sense, except to the dangerously unhinged. This list also celebrates people who create spaces where creative insanity is encouraged. These are the people that have signs inviting you in for weirdnesses you'd rather not even contemplate. These signs bridge the world of the sane and insane. We have no clue what they mean.
Sadly, as we all know, 2013 succumbed to poisonating on Dec. 31st. (via)
What if we sacrifice others for others? Just be, like, a middleman in the sacrifice? (via)
This is an office microwave. I guess the lesson here is "use the toaster oven"? (via)
After 3 minutes, romantic orchestra music spontaneously starts to swell. (via)
As every eldest sibling knows, firstborns are worth more than the next 2 combined. (via)
It's too late...they've already crossed. Get the shotguns. (via)
Screw you, stoners. Let's see you try to chuckle at this number now! (via)
Is there a warning sign on factories warning you not to make things people can insert? (via)
Traditional appeals were abandoned in favor of a more poetic approach. (via)