A young blonde woman tried to make a sexy twerk video for her BF. She failed in the most wonderful way imaginable. UPDATED.
FRAGILE HUMANITY

The horror. The wonderful horror.
(Warning: It gets LOUD at the end)

Sometimes (daily) a video comes along that's so perfectly packaged for Internet consumption that it seems almost certain to have been faked. This one definitely falls into that category. It's got Twerking, a pretty blonde girl in yoga pants, a really haphazard location for an assemblage of lit candles, and a bottle of liquor with a shot glass waiting to be downed just near the bottom of the frame.

She even adds in the video descritpion, just to make sure the humiliation is at its absolute nadir: "I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a little too hot :)."

All of these factors add up to the ultimate link-bait headline "HOT BLONDE DRUNK GIRL TRIES MAKING SEXY TWERK VIDEO FOR BOYFRIEND, FAILS BIGTIME. ALSO, SHE'S WEARING YOGA PANTS! PLUS THERE'S FIRE!" 

It might be fake. It's probably fake. And I don't care.

The thing to do when faced with a video like this is to appreciate the construction, marvel at the consideration that went into the assemblage of all those elements, and applaud the architects who set about building a beautifully constructed tower of schadenfreude, only to let it come crashing down in a chaos of firey screams. All for our enjoyment.

So if it's fake, thank you to the fakers. If it's real, sit in a tub full of ice, young lady. You've earned it.

UPDATE: Yup! It's fake!

 

(by Bob Powers)

[ Via Gawker ]
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