Fun fact: dogs have collarbones, cats do not. Cats also don't seem to need air very much.
Prepare yourself, because I've written a 92-page novella about these animals, in which their various plotlines intersect and subtly influence each other, like Babel.
Wait, I just got a call from Warner Bros and they'd like to turn it into a movie about super-powered animated pets. I guess you'll just have to enjoy these adorable animals without my snarky commentary, as I'm now under a gag order.
(by Johnny McNulty)