Let's be real. Dasha's grades still suck.
Remember before the Internet? Neither do I. There's no room in my brain for pre-Internet history because my brain is too full of this and this and, aww, this, too. After watching this inspiring 1997 video though, I not only miss a gentler decade when you could suggest that boys might be better at the Internet, but I want to go back in time and stop those children from getting online. Go outside, kids! Get excited about the mail arriving. Read a paper book. Roll in the grass and take in the sky, the blue, cloudless sky that now is only something we see on Facebook when our friends post photos of it. When will the Internet give us the power to go back in time and prevent the Internet? I need that app! In the meantime, I have some otter videos to watch.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)