This meal makes me want to mothereffing dance.
The Spaghetti Warehouse chain of metropolis-sized Italian bistros is celebrating 40 years of business, and you didn't even get them anything. That's sad, because they got you something. Oh, yes they did. They got you only the catchiest, danciest, poppiest song about meatballs this side of the last time Carly Rae Jepsen wrote a song mid-cleanse. Listen in a room where no one will be made uncomfortable by someone who is dancing to lyrics about lasagna.
The AV Club was kind enough to print out the lyrics for everyone wanting to sing along, as if they won't be permanently written on your brain matter within a couple listens.
(by Bob Powers)