Don't worry. Basically all the rest of the photos are inside of a gaming store.
This is the story of a man with a beard. A big beard. He grew the beard out for months. Soon, it was a luxurious brown beard, the envy of everyone he knew. Everything was hunky-dory, until the man decided to shave the beard off. But first, he wanted to do everything he thought would be fun to do with a lot of facial hair.
So he braided it:
He looks like a Hasidic Jew who just babysat for a six-year-old girl.
And he put incense in it:
Anyone inside of his beard must have felt really, really relaxed by all that incense.
And he bleached it:
Don't feel bad. Our beard looks shitty in this weather too.
And then he let people dye it purple and pink:
We think the straw is so he could breathe?
This little girl thought it looked AWESOME.
And he took it for a swim and flipped it dramatically:
Remember when Pamela Anderson did this with her beard on Baywatch?
And then it was time to shave:
It's going to take forever to get that cotton candy out.
And then the caterpillar turned into a beautiful nerd. The end.