But without her, who will read us the self-explanatory numbers behind her?
Meteorologist Kristi Gordon is so good at her job that she's convinced herself everything on the green screen is real. She uses an umbrella when a cartoon raincloud appears. She wears sunscreen so she won't burn when the weekend report is for clear skies. And she freaks the eff out when spiders crawl across the camera. To be fair, that giant projected spider looked almost as terrifying as Weather.com's homepage during a mild rain shower.