The ass is coming from inside the house.
Dildos. Tampons. Grandparents. Butts. What do these things have in common? They are often in the backgrounds of photos taken by people who leave their dildos, tampons, old people and naked butts out so often they didn't even notice that they were there. As more and more of our lives are captured in photos and videos, the risk of our embarrassing personal items/body parts continues to rise, until finally we'll be forced to hide all of our embarrassing things before we turn on our devices every morning because the world is one giant webcam. On the other hand, it won't be all bad because we'll get to look at everyone else's embarrasing stuff. Like these folks:
Can we talk about the angle of that woman's arm? Definitely more disturbing than the coke.
I now realize all my friends' annoying gym statuses could be a lot worse.
And why shouldn't Grandma be proud? Those muscles are made of her cooking.
Only in New York! Or, wherever this is. Only in wherever, am I right?
The really weird thing? It's not a mirror, it's a window! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN.
I don't care if she is a little tall, young lady, you do not call a giraffe your grandma.
I assume we're all laughing at his Wall of Hats.
Oh my god, are those Uggs back there? That is revolting.
I'm pretty sure that man just successfully shoplifted some produce in his pants.