Trolling your parents: yet another amazing advancement brought to you by the Internet.
Comedian and star of Nathan For You Nathan Fielder tweeted the above to his followers. The twitterverse answered his call, as if our parents aren't confused enough by text messages as it is, and returned with some pretty hilarious responses. Here is just a sample. See more of the best at BuzzFeed.
I'll ignore your father's alcoholism, global warming, and my growing despair. That's it.
Grams of pizza sauce.
That's our post-CVS ritual, and don't you forget it!
Or did drugs make you forget when Jeopardy starts?
I don't want my kid getting ripped off, okay?