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Secret Ingredient? $5,000 cash in unmarked hundreds inside every bar.

We would hire Nicholas. We wouldn't trust him, because these bars imply the kind of "organizational skills," "competence" and, worst of all, "earnestness" that just doesn't fly around here. But we'd still hire him because he'd probably do everything really quickly and well while we sat around, eating his chocolate and calling him names. Then one day he'd probably buy us and fire all of us and we'll say "see, told you we shouldn't have trusted that fancy chocolate-bar-resume-carrying jerk" right before he's elected President. Screw you, Nick, and you're hired.

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