A compilation of every noise Marco Rubio made to indicate he was extremely thirsty last night.
DEHYDRATION

Is the country ready for a dry-mouthed president in 2016?

If you weren't already disgusted by Marco Rubio's self-serving policies, you're sure to be grossed out by this supercut of his arid smacking last night. Someone needs to combine the DNA of Marco Rubio and Joe Lieberman to create a politician with the ideal amount of saliva. Just enough to stay moist during an important speech, but not so much that they accidentally spit on the entire Democratic Party.

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