Sometimes, you just know.
She's always there for you. Occasionally you have trouble communicating, as with any relationship, but you just unplug and then plug in the airport again and your bond is as strong as the first time you logged on. She's always ready to surprise you, whether it's with a cat that frowns, a cat that jumps into boxes, or a man who can spread his anus open several inches. She is the internet, and until the Chinese launch the cyber attack that completely obliterates her and all her contents, she is yours. Be true.