Streaker's escape is more awesome than anything you've ever done naked.
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This is why cardio is important: to look good naked to the guards running behind you.

We all know the usual streaker routine: someone runs out on the field, avoids getting caught for 10-15 seconds and is tackled and has a blanket put on them. When they put the blanket on a man, the crowd cheers. A woman, the crowd boos. We know the script. This man broke the streak (did you see what I blindlingly obviously did there?) by going all Thomas Crowne Affair and having a second part to his elaborate plan: a daring escape over wire fences (while naked) and then the big twist ending. 

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