"What can I say? I'm in the Xmas spirit & this hair is literally the high point of my existence."
We all get in the Christmas spirit in different ways. Some of us wear red and green. Some of us go caroling. Some of us celebrate Hanukkah. But you gotta love it when those wacky kids turn their normally-antisocial and satanic fashions into instruments of merriment and goodwill towards all men. Maybe he'll see all the positive feedback he's getting from joining us in our homogenous, group-cohesion celebration and he'll cut that hair in January and put on a tie. Yep. That's how we get them. Positive feedback.